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| JungleBiscui Intro; It's really me........honest | |
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| Topic Started: 19 Apr 2007, 11:10 PM (4,050 Views) | |
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19 Apr 2007, 11:10 PM Post #1 |
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From Junglebiscui Well as leader of this clan i thought it was about time i introduced myself to all you lesser mortals. Well my real name is Archibald Gumtree Smyth and i am 109 next week. I found out about runescape while serving in allied forces when we invaded Mordor. A good friend of mine (my tank driver at the time) Billy 'no ears' Cheungworthy, told me about a great game where you could meet woman and earn lots of real life money. Unfortunatly when i got home i couldn't remember the address and while searching for it on Ye olde Google, i came across runescape. Well having actually killed 6 dragons in real life, i thought this might be the game for me. So i went Awol from the army and decided to commit my life to RS. At first i found it difficult to level seeing as computers had yet to be invented, however i signed up for the Correspondence version of RS, every week i would send a letter off saying 'i swing my axe at a tree' and a week later i would get a letter back saying 'you get some logs'. I had choosen the name Junglebiscui, as when i was young, my best friend was a biscuit, but after a week, he ran away and my dad said he had gone to the jungle and this name is in his (bert the Biscuit) memory. After 20 years i was a proud level 10 woodcutter and this coincided with me gaining my first computer and eagerly downloaded RS for ZX spectrum. The full 12k of ram and 200k harddisk allowed me to take my RS playing to the next level and i decided to join a clan. The clan was called 'The ladies of runescape' and i have to say i was very comfortable there, unfortunatley micky 'trixybell loveheart' o'grady (TLR leader) thought i was enjoying it a little too much so he took my tiara away and booted me. I tried to think about what i needed from a clan and i decided I needed a clan with a bit of a Lumbricus/amphibian slant and so when i heard of a clan with a wrym and a Frog in it i was hooked. Using my usual charm and my quick wits, i have manged to take control of the clan and i now personally own you all. Thanks Junglebiscui (not fabian...honest..no really its not me,.....I mean him grrrr) |
 See Gentil Mechant at http://uk.youtube.com/user/GentilMechantTV You can't turn certain things on and off they make you who you are. A trustworthy person is trustworthy no matter what, a person with class has class no matter what they are doing. So this really does lead me to think that if you are a **** on the internet, then you are a **** in real life and trying to convince yourself there is a difference is pointless. | |
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19 Apr 2007, 11:20 PM Post #2 |
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Don't ever knock the ZX81. This post actually made me laugh in real life, not because its funny but because he almost got me spot on - how do you know these things....scary! |
  
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20 Apr 2007, 01:21 AM Post #3 |
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He stalks you Jungle
 Lol Fab, this was actually quite enjoyable to read. As if Jungle would ever write an introduction, so you did it for him. Good job!
You're making jungle seem too superior there ;-) Might need to dull it down to killing 6 rats. <3 Jungle |
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| maaza1 | 20 Apr 2007, 03:57 AM Post #4 |
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I was suprised at frist that your leader was 109, but the 6 dragons in real life kinda gave it away :lol: |
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20 Apr 2007, 07:54 AM Post #5 |
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very nice intro, made me laugh
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20 Apr 2007, 11:02 AM Post #6 |
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lmao , thought it was 2 gd 2be true but it made my day
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20 Apr 2007, 11:57 AM Post #7 |
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Made me laugh
 Some of its probably not far from the truth :rolleyes: |
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20 Apr 2007, 12:44 PM Post #8 |
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lol nice fab, was enjoyable to read, made me laugh :lol: |
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20 Apr 2007, 07:33 PM Post #9 |
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Sorry a little off topic, but murky wtf is that in your sig
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See Gentil Mechant at http://uk.youtube.com/user/GentilMechantTV You can't turn certain things on and off they make you who you are. A trustworthy person is trustworthy no matter what, a person with class has class no matter what they are doing. So this really does lead me to think that if you are a **** on the internet, then you are a **** in real life and trying to convince yourself there is a difference is pointless. | |
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| Jammy Jay1 | 20 Apr 2007, 07:37 PM Post #10 |
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Lol made me laugh
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20 Apr 2007, 07:39 PM Post #11 |
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Haha lol! That was pretty good to read!  I built a ZX80 when I was 9
My dad managed to get ahold of one and basically told me to build it. Owns tbh.~ Dan |
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20 Apr 2007, 07:42 PM Post #12 |
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R.I.P Bert the Biscut 2005 Feb- Nov 2005 
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20 Apr 2007, 08:00 PM Post #13 |
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lmao, i would like to have made a post like this :rolleyes: |
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20 Apr 2007, 08:49 PM Post #14 |
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Good one i though you were told old for these fab but you pulled it off
Cant wait to see jungles One on Fab |
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20 Apr 2007, 10:00 PM Post #15 |
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lmao thats prob too close to the truth for jungles liking! now the time for u to get worried jungle! |
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| Minninan | 20 Apr 2007, 11:43 PM Post #16 |
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He he
 That actually made me laugh irl, especially the bit about computers not having been invented yet
:lol: Fabian and Jungle ftw That was genius Fabian 
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21 Apr 2007, 01:33 AM Post #17 |
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LOL, i laughed irl so bad =O, man fabian that was funny :-) |
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21 Apr 2007, 05:31 AM Post #18 |
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haha that was great
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21 Apr 2007, 09:40 AM Post #19 |
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Lol made me laugh :lol: |
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21 Apr 2007, 09:46 AM Post #20 |
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Lmao, jungle's intro, didn't you do this along time ago :P? |
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