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The Tiger Woods Jokes Have Begun!; Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant
Topic Started: 3 Dec 2009, 10:28 AM (260 Views)
Posted ImageJunglebiscui 3 Dec 2009, 10:28 AM Post #1
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 "Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant"



That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards



Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver.

I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.

Tiger's wife went for him after he scored a birdie.



What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.



What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident?
The police found the driver in the trunk.


What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.


What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
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Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
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On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
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Posted ImageNorti Aces 3 Dec 2009, 11:56 AM Post #3
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 lol wondered how long it would take before the jokes started
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tyvm for the sig UL :)
< doggy09 > you cruel cruel women
Junglebiscui huggles Aces40
< [1_bad_john] > ok thts in im taking the new girl on the blog
< sweetcandys > im a man :p
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Posted ImageGaara1276 3 Dec 2009, 05:37 PM Post #4
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 tiger let his family down, his children down, but moreimportantly his trousers down.
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Posted Imagel Gamble l 3 Dec 2009, 06:42 PM Post #5
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 lol quality jokes jb,

very funny shame it happened to best player to have ever played the game of golf
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Posted Imagewhitey1991 3 Dec 2009, 10:08 PM Post #6
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lol quality jokes jb,

very funny shame it happened to best player to have ever played the game of golf
no best player is me i once did game of 18 hole crazy golf within 20 mins including old ppl in the way
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Posted ImageBobby no 10 4 Dec 2009, 06:56 PM Post #7
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 amazing!
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Posted ImageUseless Fart 4 Dec 2009, 08:35 PM Post #8
YES IM A FAN OF GLEE
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 How many points did Tiger get for crashing his car into the tree?

FOUR!
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Posted ImageAston480 5 Dec 2009, 12:16 AM Post #9
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 Rofl.
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Posted ImageITommm 5 Dec 2009, 03:02 AM Post #10
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<@Gaara1276> im not no perv
<+Jetstream300> pfft
<+Ul786`away> yes you are
<+Jetstream300> you made me go on cam
<+pc|thers_killer> yes uare
<+Ul786`away> and you made him do things with that cat
<+Cpjuk2us> omg! I thought that was something special just for me!
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Posted ImageFcb Elite 5 Dec 2009, 01:45 PM Post #11
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Xcutx13 7 Dec 2009, 10:47 PM Post #12
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 Tiger Woods is Black.
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