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The Tiger Woods Jokes Have Begun!; Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant
Topic Started: 3 Dec 2009, 10:28 AM (214 Views)
Posted ImageJunglebiscui 3 Dec 2009, 10:28 AM Post #1
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 "Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant"



That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards



Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver.

I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.

Tiger's wife went for him after he scored a birdie.



What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.



What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident?
The police found the driver in the trunk.


What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.


What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
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Posted ImageHavoc 3 Dec 2009, 10:36 AM Post #2
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Posted Imageaces_sweety 3 Dec 2009, 11:56 AM Post #3
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 lol wondered how long it would take before the jokes started
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Posted ImageGaara1276 3 Dec 2009, 05:37 PM Post #4
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 tiger let his family down, his children down, but moreimportantly his trousers down.
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Posted Imagel Gamble l 3 Dec 2009, 06:42 PM Post #5
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 lol quality jokes jb,

very funny shame it happened to best player to have ever played the game of golf
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lol quality jokes jb,

very funny shame it happened to best player to have ever played the game of golf
no best player is me i once did game of 18 hole crazy golf within 20 mins including old ppl in the way
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Posted ImageBobby no 10 4 Dec 2009, 06:56 PM Post #7
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 amazing!
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Posted ImageMadman 4 Dec 2009, 08:35 PM Post #8
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 How many points did Tiger get for crashing his car into the tree?

FOUR!
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Posted ImageAston480 5 Dec 2009, 12:16 AM Post #9
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 Rofl.
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Posted ImageTom Broski 5 Dec 2009, 03:02 AM Post #10
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Posted ImageExigoh 5 Dec 2009, 01:45 PM Post #11
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 lol ^^
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 Tiger Woods is Black.
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